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If I were a month, I would be: September
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Wednesday
If I were a time of day, I would be: 9am
If I were a sea animal, I would be: seahorse
If I were a direction, I would be: North
If I were a sin, I would be: Greed
If I were a historical figure I would be: Marie Antoinette
If I were a planet, I would be: an undiscovered one
If I were a liquid, I would be: coffee
If I were a stone, I would be: oh boy, who knows, marble
If I were a tree, I would be: ?
If I were a bird, I would be: the little birds that run away as soon as a wave breaks on the shoreline
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: peony
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a second away from a thunderstorm
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: ???
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a harpsichord
If I were an animal, I would be: a cat
If I were a color, I would be: green
If I were an emotion, I would be: not chipper, that's for sure
If I were a vegetable, I would be: cucumber
If I were a sound, I would be: rain on the rooftop
If I were an element, I would be: potassium
If I were a song, I would be: Piano Concerto No. 23 by Mozart
If I were a movie, I would be: Girl With A Pearl Earring
If I were a book, I would be written by: JD Salinger
If I were a food, I would be: tiramisu
If I were a place, I would be: paris, rome, and nyc mixed together
If I were a taste, I would be: coffee
If I were a scent, I would be: new car smell, who doesn't like that?
If I were a religion, I would be: hmm..
If I were a word, I would be: scrumtrelescent
If I were a body part, I would be: the brain
If I were a facial expression, I would be: the look of confusion
If I were a subject in school, I would be: art
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Belle!
If I were a shape, I would be: pyramid
If I were a number, I would be: 12
If I were a piece of jewelry, I would be: a pearl necklace
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a settee
If I were a car, I would be: a mini cooper
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: a corset